I just had a crazy af dream where I was trapped in a house full of monsters but actually the monsters were all trapped with me. I was just going through killing all of them bro. Like this mutant hippo bit my arm so I cut its belly open and made it eat its own intestines. Then it was still alive so I smacked it with a shovel really hard. If Freddy Kruger was trying to fuck with me he probably walked out with his balls shoved down his throat.
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